NanoSpectacles
- AKA Friggin' Shades (Where my friggin' shades?) Features
full prescription range and total photo protective options.
Still and moving image storage. (780 TB Cap! -Can keep
updates of your memories!) Includes emergency head
protection and surgical unit in case of trauma. (Just a
small version of NanoDoctor, one of our most beloved
products) iNTouch. (A scaled down take on our
NanoCommunications Suite. Providing full spectrum
communications for further than you know anyone) And, the
signature feature of our one spectacle for all, the
"Where's my friggin' shades" effect... whence the eyewear
will move to your face from a range of 18 km (about twelve
miles for Americans) and will call you if out of range. At
last! Shades that a person can find... Glasses for every
taste and need…
NanoAir - transom air refresher- just stick this to your
ceiling or transom for pure air circulation to any
preferred temperature and humidity. (Makes hydrogen gas for
the vehicle from condensation and manufactures the storage
sacs from airborne particles. A must for any clean air or
combustion engine enthusiast. At last these two good things
go together!)
NanoZipper - (ZP-180/BZ-180) join any two objects together,
and then detach them. (Similar to Velcro in some
applications, but not. Waterproof, very strong, silent.)
NanoTape - A single lightweight strip of nano zipper. (Not
perfectly watertight nor so strong (8200 ksc/ 3700 kg test)
NanoShield - Envelope, box, persons, or community,
NanoShield provides a confidential grade seal plus
waterproof yet breathable characteristics. (Coupled with
its amorphous stress reflector the Nano Shield will even
protect against rounds from a NanoGun)
NanoBurn - For the fatty who does not want to use cellular
manipulation to reform their genotype, NanoBurn slowly and
healthily drains belly fat and makes tasty health conscious
meals from it. (If it seems like autocanabalism, it is. We
thought it was funny and the least of the revenge we might
have applied these technologies to against narcissists who
worried about idiocies as children starved in horror. Did
any of you think to get on a plane- go there- and buy them
lunch?!? So don't complain to us about our foibles because
they could be worse.)
NanoSpecimen - No need to hunt that last Tyger down, no
need to fell that forest, no need to eat the last fish in
the ocean. NanoSpec will take any tissue sample or material
and replicate it as demanded. (Tyger penis, teak wood, Toro
tuna, gold, whatever you dancing monkeys want, there! Now
please give our Earth a break. This is our home, our
birthplace; keep it nice, as we
have forever to see the universe
together.)
NanoFilter - clean water made simple. (Drop NanoFilter in
water and it will detect any pollutants, follow them to
their source where possible, and dismantle whatever
produces the conditions. See disclosure no. 12 and
cross-reference recent unknown histories on
lessvisible.org)
NanoBook - one book, all books. Plus! (Tutor, emergency
shelter for up to twenty people -four comfortably, Jr.
NanoChef, and Jr.NanoDefender)
NanoGun - 800 Rounds of explosive rocket darts in a 2.5 kg
package. You're Welcome! (NanoGun was hard for some of
brn's staff, but denial is just that.) Know this, my
assistant wanted to be some kind of Mao psycho, he tried to
ace me (ME!) and several of our executives in India. (One
of three countries brn / Global Nanology's development labs
are in) No sooner had he locked in our vitals and set the
most unpleasant type of warhead option when the gun subdued
him and gave us a call.
We experimented on his brain and feel he is reconditioned
in the most immoral yet effective sense. Not as bad as a
lobotomy, and granted now he is an accomplished violinist
and bio-circuits designer, but still I would prefer death
myself than death of the self while still living... savvy?
Anyway, there is something in my 'hand' that will not sign
a death warrant. (All praise to the most high.)
NanoDoctor - Fix you up right! (It’s in your hands now!)
Still want to eat food? Go ahead; still want to get sick,
as you wish. Want to spend a month as the opposite sex, or
a Blue Jay? NanoDoctor 6.0 is hot... off the charts, and
ever hotter...right to the wall...That’s right!
BRN Shoes- Waterproof, breathable, bulletproof shoes.
(Price by style)
BRN Lighter- Need a light? (Blue with orange letters Or
Pink with blue letters. 30.00 Euros)
BRN Clothes- Logoed excellent gear (Hat, Tee-shirt M/F,
Hooded Sweatshirt etc.)
NO SWEATSHOP LABOR! NO CHILD LABOR! NO SLAVE LABOR! (AS IN
NO MADE IN CHINA ETC.)